November 30, 2011


Memo To Dudes.

& When a girl calls you “bro,” she does not want to fuck you.
& When a girl introduces you to her friend and encourages a romantic relationship between the two of you, she does not want to fuck you.
& When a girl fucks your best friend or your brother, she does not want to fuck you.
& When a girl talks to you about her boyfriends, she does not want to fuck you.
& When a girl refers to you as her “little brother,” or her “best friend,” she does not want to fuck you.
& When a girl does not text you for several days in a row, she does not want to fuck you.
& When a girl pushes you toward a cute girl at the bar, she does not want to fuck you.
& When you try to hook up with a girl and she turns you down, she does not want to fuck you.

Not every fucking girl wants to fuck you.  Get over yourselves.

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