For Comparison:
Me, December 2010:
“Weeeeee I ran a whole mile without stopping today!!!!! I am the most fittest person ever!”
VS.
Me, December 2011:
“OMFG I am only allowed to run one mile at a time for the first two weeks of recovery from the overuse-related stress fracture that took me off my feet two months ago. I can’t even get warmed up on one mile of running. I am a miserable piece of shit and my body is a failure.”
